Random Rantings
Yaharr Jim lad! I'm finally going to update again! And there was much rejoicing.
Is Hollywood so out of ideas? What's with all these remakes? Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Amityville Horror? Another friggin Batman? Herbie the Love Bug for Christ's sakes?! I got a movie idea. Why not film me trimming my toenails for two and a half hours? It could probably do better than Gigli!
I see that chihuahuas are the new celebrity accessory. Paris, Britney, and many others. Umm...I for one never wanted to own a large rat. I still remember when my bulldog cornered three chihuahuas and, literally, scared the piss out of them.
When did it become fashionable to hate your own country? Let's ask Michael Moore, shall we? That fat fuck is a nothing but a failed film maker that had a decent MONEYMAKING idea. Let's dominate the documentary market! I will make no bones about it, I will NEVER be a member of the Michael Moore fan club. Anyone that can exploit a tragedy like what happened at Columbine High School has my vote for asshole of the decade.
Anyone ever listen to Air America radio? I usually do when I'm driving at 3am and I'm trying to stay awake. Mainly because it makes me laugh. A direct quote that I heard the other night from one of the "hosts" screaming, "Anyone that is a republican is a CHILDISH IDIOT!!!" Umm, isn't it childish to call people names? Another thing that I heard this morning was them STILL talking about "no WMD's!" Hello? Air America? I'd like to introduce you to this dead horse.
My Cubbies got swept by those bastard Yankees over the weekend. Not really a rant, just a statement of fact...and that it sucks big time.
What the fuck happened at the Open? Goosen is in the lead by three strokes going into the last round and then LOSES by eight? Holy self-destruction Batman!
Speaking of self destruction, Mike Tyson fought again a couple weeks back. And he retired on his stool, after trying to break his opponents arm again. Now what everyone is talking about is, Mike's "graciousness" after the fight. Huh? Since when has Tyson been anything other than the walking car wreck that the media loves so much? No offense to Mike's opponent, McBride, but, he never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever should have been able to beat Mike Tyson. Iron Mike is truly done.
One more complaint and then I'm outta here. Why do fast food restaurants always put the person that speaks hardly ANY english working the drive thru? Can someone explain that to me?!
And, for my friend Kitty, I've got my robe and wizard hat on, and I'm waiting to kick your ass again! Miss you baby!
Is Hollywood so out of ideas? What's with all these remakes? Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Amityville Horror? Another friggin Batman? Herbie the Love Bug for Christ's sakes?! I got a movie idea. Why not film me trimming my toenails for two and a half hours? It could probably do better than Gigli!
I see that chihuahuas are the new celebrity accessory. Paris, Britney, and many others. Umm...I for one never wanted to own a large rat. I still remember when my bulldog cornered three chihuahuas and, literally, scared the piss out of them.
When did it become fashionable to hate your own country? Let's ask Michael Moore, shall we? That fat fuck is a nothing but a failed film maker that had a decent MONEYMAKING idea. Let's dominate the documentary market! I will make no bones about it, I will NEVER be a member of the Michael Moore fan club. Anyone that can exploit a tragedy like what happened at Columbine High School has my vote for asshole of the decade.
Anyone ever listen to Air America radio? I usually do when I'm driving at 3am and I'm trying to stay awake. Mainly because it makes me laugh. A direct quote that I heard the other night from one of the "hosts" screaming, "Anyone that is a republican is a CHILDISH IDIOT!!!" Umm, isn't it childish to call people names? Another thing that I heard this morning was them STILL talking about "no WMD's!" Hello? Air America? I'd like to introduce you to this dead horse.
My Cubbies got swept by those bastard Yankees over the weekend. Not really a rant, just a statement of fact...and that it sucks big time.
What the fuck happened at the Open? Goosen is in the lead by three strokes going into the last round and then LOSES by eight? Holy self-destruction Batman!
Speaking of self destruction, Mike Tyson fought again a couple weeks back. And he retired on his stool, after trying to break his opponents arm again. Now what everyone is talking about is, Mike's "graciousness" after the fight. Huh? Since when has Tyson been anything other than the walking car wreck that the media loves so much? No offense to Mike's opponent, McBride, but, he never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever should have been able to beat Mike Tyson. Iron Mike is truly done.
One more complaint and then I'm outta here. Why do fast food restaurants always put the person that speaks hardly ANY english working the drive thru? Can someone explain that to me?!
And, for my friend Kitty, I've got my robe and wizard hat on, and I'm waiting to kick your ass again! Miss you baby!
posted by Matt at 3:54 PM
3 Comments:
Matt, good to hear your irate voice again. Dead horse...LOL!!! Brilliant!! I think all that's left for Mike Tyson is his Tyson chicken endorsement spot, then he can "graciously" vanish. "When I'm not eating my opponent's body parts, I eat Tyson Chicken!"
I second that! Welcome Back! Dude you had some seriously pent up rants in ya...
That's what a blog is, sort of... Exlax for the Soul!
Good to see your rants again. "Matt Rants, therefore he be!"
Scoodles
Hiya, sweetheart! Can't say I agree with ALL your comments in this entry, but it's close enough for Republican campaigning, lol!
So...ya think your wizard's hat can beat my leopard fez, do you?
En garde, foul-mouthed effluence!
-M
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