The DWA

Normally, I try to keep my nose out of political discussions. Its a subject that is so fervently fought on both sides that its one of the very few arguments that I try to avoid. I have my own beliefs and I keep them to myself...most of the time. However, things have kind of come to a head for me, and I can't really keep my gripes contained any longer. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE FUCKING MUD-SLINGING ON BOTH FUCKING SIDES!!!!! You can't watch anything without some leftist taking potshots at the President. You can't watch anything without some righty throwing something back.

When the hell did it become so fucking fashionable to hate your own country? I'm supposed to hate my country because that no talent ass clown Michael Moore says so? Or because Tim Robbins, Sean Penn, or Alec Baldwin say so? If they felt so strongly about it, why don't THEY run for office? I'm supposed to take the word of some fucking ACTOR? Bitch, please. Anyone remember my short post on zealots? Same fucking thing here. Hey Sean and Tim? Take those Academy Awards and shove them up your pompous asses! I am not some fucking sheep that is going to sit there and just "believe and follow" what you two bitches say. Just because politicians are actors, to a point, that doesn't mean that actors are politicians. I have my own mind, and I can think for myself. Same thing goes for that junkie Rush Limbaugh. Grow an open mind ya prick!

Sorry about the anger and venom that is actually spewing from this post. I've just had enough of this bullshit.

Okay, on to something a little more fun. Every Friday I am going to give out a new little award. The Dumbass of the Week Award or The DWA for short. Two reasons I am doing this. First, because there are too many people out there that deserve it. And second, it will force me to post at least once a week.

Okay, this week's DWA goes to *drumroll* PAT ROBERTSON! What kind of an asshole makes a call for an assasination of another country's leader? Especially when you are a RELIGIOUS LEADER?!?!? And I especially like his half-assed retraction. "Oh, I didn't say assasinate, I said 'take out'." Umm, what? Who the hell do you think you are to make that sort of decision? I know these so called 'religious leaders' believe that they are actually God themselves, but give me a fucking break. Congratulations, Pat. You are the first winner of my Dumbass of the Week Award. I hope that you are the first in a long line of Dumbasses.

Well, I went and saw my beloved Cubbies drop two of three to the dreadful Rockies, and all I got was a first degree sunburn. Ouch. Fuckin' Cubs. I love 'em, but sometimes you hate that you love 'em.

I got this idea from a thread that I started over at The Maxboards...Maxboxing, that is.

My Top Five Telephone Pet Peeves:

5. People that call and as soon as you answer go, "Hi! Who's this?!" I dunno, asshole, you called me remember? Do you just call numbers at random hoping that you'll get someone you know? Who the hell are you?

4. Answering the phone and repeatedly saying, "Hello? Hello?" waiting for what turns out to be a fucking recording. "All of our operators are busy right now..."

3. In line with number 9, the recording that says, "All of our operators are busy right now, but it is important that we talk to you..." So important that YOU call ME and put ME on hold? What the fuck?!

2. People that eat or chew gum while they are talking to you. "CHOMP CHOMP, so, CHOMP, how about them, CHOMP, Cubs?" I swear that the next person that does that to me is going to get a call back from me on the can while I'm constipated. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNN, Cubs, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNN, suck."

1. These "strongarm" telemarketers. "If you don't buy this timeshare in Puerto Rico, I'll come to your house, and kill your dogs." I actually had a guy say that to me. Now, my office does not have a receptionist or a secretary or anything like that. Whoever is there, answers the phone. I just happened to be there one day when I had a guy call, looking for my boss. After five minutes of jousting with the guy, just trying to find out what company he was with(I knew he was a solicitor, our customers wouldn't argue with us about something so trivial), he said to me, "Why don't you go and put your skates on and roll over there to get your boss for me, asshole." My response? *click* Yeah, insult me. That will get me to put you right through. I still love it when they threaten me though. You've got my number, come and find me. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! <------ Evil laugh. :D

Until the next time something gets my boxers in a twist...

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To go along with the other story that I posted earlier, my faith in mankind is 'somewhat' restored.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/sports/12311591.htm

5 years is all?

From the What The Fuck Is Wrong With People category...

http://www.helenair.com/articles/2005/08/05/montana/c02080505_02.txt

My favorite quote from this article? "Durham called her daughter ‘‘a little stoner,'' she said." Uh, the kid was 18 FUCKING MONTHS OLD!!! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

Punk kids but, did they deserve to die?

I just found this article over at CourtTV.com about a group of kids that were throwing eggs at passing cars. Most of us have done shit like this, but one boy paid the ultimate price. Apparently, one of the vehicles hit was driven by Donald Ware. Allegedly, Ware chased the boys in his trucks, cornered them in an alley, and repeatedly fired at them with a rifle. 15 year old Brandon Dunson was found dead in a pool of blood at the scene two hours later. Sad. Who's at fault? I know what my thoughts on it are.


If guilty, Donald Ware is at fault. What the fuck was he thinking? Shooting at kids for throwing eggs? Seems to be rather extreme, huh? Road rage reaches a new level? Nope. Its been at this level. Mike Tyson went to jail for a road rage incident. Gene Hackman kicked the crap out of somebody in a road rage incident. Things have gotten...no. Things ARE out of hand. This is ridiculous. You can't even give someone a well deserved finger without wondering whether or not they are going to shoot your ass.

Oh, the link to the story...
http://www.courttv.com/news/2005/0803/ware_ctv.html

Monday...

Amazing. I can't think of anything to bitch about today. Either I'm in a really good mood or, there really ISN'T anything to bitch about today. Its gotta be the former. There is ALWAYS something to piss and moan about. With that being said, let's see what's in the news, shall we?

Rafael Palmeiro tested positive for banned substances and has been given a ten game suspension. Say it ain't so Raffy!

Roy Jones is planning a comeback against the first man to KHTFO(Knock Him The Fuck Out). Considering Roy went into his next fight and got KTFO again, I have to say, as one of Roy's big fans, that THIS IS A MISTAKE, DUMBASS! Stay retired, for your own sake, Roy. Your fans last impressions of you are fading away, and there is no need to bring them back to the surface!

On another boxing note, Diego Corrales and Jose Luis Castillo have decided to lace 'em up and do it again. Gentlemen, I salute you! You are both true warriors. If this fight is HALF as good as the first one, we are all in for a real treat.

And something to make you chuckle, at least it did for me.