Wow, twice in one day!

I guess I just feel like typing today. No other way to explain it.

I was perusing CourtTV.com earlier, just looking at the headlines, and I had a thought. Not the first time I've had this thought. I usually have this thought whenever I watch the news or read the news on the internet. Now, remember, I purposely try to stay away from political discussions for a variety of different reasons. And this has nothing to do with that. My thought was, simply, what the hell is wrong with people today? Husbands killing wives, wives murdering husbands. Parents killing children, boyfriends killing girlfriends.

The one that really topped it off for me, a woman intentionally drowned the dog of her boyfriend. Why? She said, in court, that the boyfriend showed the dog more attention than she thought he should have. Okay... My ex-wife paid more attention to everyone than she did me. The thoughts of killing "everyone" or even her never even entered my mind. Of course, there are reasons why we are divorced. :D How do you kidnap your significant other's dog, make it look like a break in, drown the poor creature, and then go back and pretend to help the guy LOOK for the dog? They say that approximately 95% of serial killers start with animals. Is this woman just a late bloomer? How the fuck can you be jealous of a 5 pound dacshund? Jealous enough to do everything I listed? To make matters even worse, she enlisted the help of her "best friend"! So there are two people this demented out there.

Everyone that knows me, knows that I have two dogs, Bozz and Tank. These two guys ARE my kids. People that have pets usually love them like they are kids. When people ask me if I have kids, I say that I have two...of the fur covered variety. Would any of you be upset if someone did this to your son or daughter? No. Absolutely not. These two women each got 12 months in, what I am sure is, a minimum security prison. Is that justice? Maybe in the eyes of the courts. I know that, if ANYONE, hurt one of my boys, they had better PRAY that the cops and the courts get to them before I do.

On a side note. FUCK FANTASY FOOTBALL! Half my fucking team got injured last week. On another side note, Patriots 34 Broncos 24 in Mile High. If I'm wrong? So what. Deal with it.

Say it ain't so, Romo!

I have co-winners this week. Both of them are concerning the same situation. Last night, Bill "Romo" Romanowski admitted on 60 Minutes that he abused steroids and HGH. My first thought was, "No shit, asshole." This is a guy that spit in the face of J.J. Stokes on national television. Now, I'm sure that things like that happen on the gridiron all the time, but it was still on NATIONAL TELEVISION. This is also a guy that attacked and severly injured one of his own teammates during a preseason practice a few years ago. And, when I say 'attacked', I mean he beat the guy to within an inch of his life, and almost cost the man his career. Gee, Bill, that couldn't have been 'roid rage', huh? Oh wait, the best part. He's admitting this, and he has a book coming out next week! Never woulda thought of that, right? Congratulations, "Romo", you win your own DWA. Fuckin' idiot.

Part II of the DWA this week is going to all of those Romanowski apologists. "Oh, well he helped the Broncos win two Superbowls, and I doubt that he was on steroids then." Do I have to mention how fucking dumb you people are? Bill Romanowski is an admitted liar and you're still going to believe him when he says he was and was not on steroids? The man was probably on the juice since he was a kid! "Oh, but he was a great player!" Sure, if by great you mean, a fucking cheating, bullying, asshole.

I just heard this on local radio, a book title idea for "Romo": Romo:The Devil Made Me Do It(or was it my wife) Not bad, not bad. He got his wife to take the fall for him so he could continue his steroid abuse years ago. I don't know who's worse, Romanowski himself or the tunnel-vision apologists.

Considering how much I hate the Broncos and their fans, its hard to believe that I live in Denver. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now, in the words of another sports radio asshole, "I'm out".

Yet ANOTHER Triumphant Return

Well, here I am again. I guess that my true objective of the Dumbass of the Week Award hasn't really worked. Its been about two weeks since my last post, and I'm actually a little ticked at myself about it. So, this week, I'm giving the award to myself. *Monty Python* And there was much rejoicing...YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

On another quick topic, anyone else get these door to door salespeople in their offices? My office is in a building that houses about ten different businesses. It says, clear as day on the doors to the building, NO SOLICITING. Not that it does anything. My building is also registered with the county as a non-solicitation building. Meaning, the second you walk in here, without an appointment, and try to sell something? You're trespassing and we can have you arrested. However, these assholes that come in here insist that they are NOT soliciting. Umm, okay. Do you even know what soliciting means? Not ten minutes ago, I had some dumbass kid come in here with a portrait book. I told him, nicely, believe it or not, that solicitors were not welcome in the building. He told me that he wasn't soliciting. Okay, you thought that you would just walk door to door and show people pictures? If that's the case, you're up for a GP beating, psycho. I swear that the next person that comes in here trying to sell me copiers is going to get a rubberband launched paperclip right between the eyes. Sheesh.

See Mom? I can make an entire post without using the word "fuck"! I mean...ah shit.