Monday March 27th

Disclaimer: These are my thoughts alone, and I'm not trying to get anyone to believe the way I do. Unlike the people that I'm going to bitch about.

Last week I was writing a post about the Rev. Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church. I actually got so angry and pissed off, that I had to stop because I was becoming increasingly vile towards these people. Now, I know that many of you feel that way about them, some don't, but most do. I think that these people are disgusting for protesting soldiers' funerals to push an anti-homosexual agenda. Personally, I think the Patriot Riders should hire some Hell's Angels to ride with them the next time they are blocking the Phelps Gang from trying to get to close. I don't care if you hate homosexuals, and I don't care you are one, or you you're indifferent about them. Personally, I have no problem whatsoever with them. One of my best friends is a lesbian. A very outspoken lesbian. I have a feeling that Pat Robertson and Freddie Phelps are buddies. They both put out the same bigotry.

Hugo Chavez has now said that if the United States invades Venezuela for their vast oil reserves, they will attack with bows and poison arrows. Umm...good idea, Hugo. I don't think the Navy would risk supersonic attack bombers flying in the stratosphere against arrows. Especially POISON arrows. Ooh, and he called us "gringos". Them's fightin' words!!

In a bit of news from Toledo, a 14 year old girl taught an abductor the meaning of the word NO! with a hammer to the groin. Way to go, kiddo!

Zacarias Moussaoui said today that he and "shoe bomber" Richard Reid were to hijack a fifth plane to fly into the White House on September 11th. No comments, for fear of the Muslim world going all Salman Rushdie on my ass.

On just about every news site I've looked at Scarlett Johannson being names FHM Magazine's sexiest woman. I might agree, but why the hell is this on Foxnews.com or CNN.com?

I read somewhere over the weekend, I wish I could remember where, that some high school in Los Angeles...I think...is going to ban thongs. Isn't that a little extreme for your high school to regulate your underwear?

In hot babes news, Kate Beckinsale is awfully awfully HOT!!!

Happy Tuesday!

I apologize in advance because I'm in one of 'those' moods today. There are alot of things bugging me, so I'm probably, no, definitely going to be all over the place.

Whatever happened to common courtesy? You'd think that something as simple as holding open a door for someone that is overloaded with packages wouldn't be too much trouble. Happened to me this morning. I was walking into my office building, carrying several boxes. There was a woman that I held the door open for yesterday two steps in front of me. You'd think that she could return the favor, right? Nope. She went running into the building, letting the door slam in front of me. And I know that she saw me, because we made I contact and I said, 'good morning' to her. Fucking stuck up bitch.

Over at Maxboxing.com, I got into a little bit of a heated discussion about a boxer that is a former crack addict. Now, I give the guy credit for getting off of the drugs and making something of himself. However, this other idiot is one of those 'its not his fault he was an addict, its in his genes, its President Bush's fault anyway' kinda dipshits. Oh gee, I guess the drugs truly went and sought him out, and forced themselves onto him. What the fuck ever happened to personal responsibility? I guess everything is always someone else's fault. Kinda explains the litigious society we live in, huh? You looked at me funny! I'm gonna sue your ass!

Why oh why are there so many celebrity sex tapes?!?! No one wants to see Kid Rock or Scott Stapp or Fred "Barf" Durst getting it on with anyone!!! What, Paris and Pam made some money off of theirs, so you tagalongs decided to release something and try to act outraged?! Another reason why I think most celebrities are fucking idiots.

Another thing that I saw over at the Max forums that I kinda got a kick out of. There was a thread about picking a few celebrities that you'd like to smack or fight or just plain beat the shit out of. Amazingly, Tom Cruise had the most votes.

I thought something like that would be fun. So, anyone who wants to respond to this, list a celeb or two or three that you'd like to smack in the back of the head. The difficulty is, NO POLITICIANS. They are just entirely too easy to pick. And I don't want this post to become about politics. You hear me John? Marcy? T-Diddy?

My list would include:

Tom Cruise - Of course
Ashton Kutcher - I don't know why, the guy just really irritates me
Any celeb that has a sex tape out there - Its your own fault, deal with it You're all attention whores anyway.
Steve-O - 1st, why the fuck is he a celebrity? 2nd, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. Dumbfuck

Well, that's all I can think of at the moment. Amazing how therapeutic this can be. I think I'm going to go and make some snow angels...

Ta ta for now, ya bastards!

Boxing thoughts

I haven't posted about my favorite sport in quite awhile, so I thought I would throw some tidbits out there.

The last couple of weeks have had some decent fights. March 4th, Sugar Shane Mosley TKO'd El Feroz Fernando Vargas in the 10th round due to swelling.

All I can say is "ouch". And Fernando says that he could still see out of that eye. Sure. Feroz, anyone that has seen you fight, knows that you're a warrior. However, sometimes your heart is a little too big. Sometimes you've just got to realize that you're done. Not forever, of course, just for that fight.

One of the most wicked KO's I've ever seen happened in the first undercard fight of that PPV, also. Calvin Brock smacked Zuri Lawrence with a left hook that made Zuri drop like he just got shot in the head. Unreal. Good thing, too, as the fight was completely boring until then.

Just this past weekend, Jeff Lacy travelled to Manchester to fight Joe Calzaghe in a super middleweight unification bout. I have never seen someone get so outclassed from opening bell until the end of the fight. I think Lacy averaged maybe 3 punches landed per round. Calzaghe had to of averaged about 30-40 landed per. I admit, that I picked Lacy to destroy the Welshman, but it just goes to show you. Props to Joe for boxing a perfect fight.

Also this past weekend, Miguel Cotto from Puerto Rico fought in front of a hometown crowd against severely limited Gianluca Branco. Branco ended up retiring in, I believe, the 8th round because Cotto had just pounded his body to the point to where he couldn't take anymore. A punch on the SHOULDER ended it.

On April 8th, Zab "Riverdance" Judah takes on Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather on PPV. By the way, if you don't get the riverdance reference, check out Zab's fight with Kostya Tszyu to understand. Now, I don't like Judah one bit. I think that he is a punk, he is lazy in the ring, and he's just flat out a jerk. However, I cannot deny that the kid has skills. No chin, but he has skills. He has a ton of power, and an overabundance of speed. He might even be quicker than Mayweather. That is VERY debatable. I am a Mayweather fan, and I'm picking the majority Pound for Pound #1 to beat up on Judah. Remember though, that Judah is a very live underdog. Floyd's chin has never "really" been tested. Mainly due to the fact that its extremely tough to hit the man cleanly. My pick? Pretty Boy wins by TKO around the 8th round.

Another thought...heavyweights suck. Goddamn. They are so freakin' boring right now. How bad is it when the best heavyweight is nothing but an extremely fat former middleweight?! Tell you what, get rid of John Ruiz, Hasim Rahman, and Chris Byrd, and give me Jose Luis Castillo, Diego Corrales, and Jorge Arce any day of the week, twice on Sundays.

'Nuff said...for now.